Dec 30, 2004 | Not Gulity No Way |
In my former life, the one where I had a job and a purpose in life, I was a lawyer. A trial lawyer primarily, but to earn some extra cash I would also write appeals; you know, those things called “briefs” that all the nerdy lawyer types really get into. In...
Dec 28, 2004 | Not Gulity No Way |
See, the point of the last post was that he was saying no, you aren’t fat, but thought it would be funny to say yes because he knows I am sensitive about my weight right now and not that the answer was actually yes, you are fat because if that was the honest...
Dec 22, 2004 | Not Gulity No Way |
My husband is an aspiring stand up comedian. What this means is that he writes stuff down and then when I’m drunk he has me read it because when I’m drunk I think everything is funny. However, my husband the comedian cannot stand being teased. I mean...
Dec 21, 2004 | Not Gulity No Way |
I am now going to bitch and moan about something all women bitch and moan about at some point in their lives – I am fat. I mean it. I am not even lying. I’m not saying I’m 5’7″ and weight 125 pounds and god, I feel like a whale. I mean...
Dec 17, 2004 | Not Gulity No Way |
There is not just one new garbage can in Mt. Vernon, there are five. I...