Everything is Gay

What the f*ck? I don’t know where or how I found this, but you need to watch it. It’s long, but its worth it to hear the little fat kid say “McDonald’s is gay” and “Orange Juice raped my father and we all know orange juice is a man...

Why I am still unemployed.

Thank you to those who offered to help with my resume. I think its lovely now and will actually hightlight my skillzes, if you know what I’m sayin sayin. Hopefully I will have an e-mail or voicemail or some sort of electronic notification that someone in this...

Insomnia

It’s official. I have insomnia. I mean, I don’t know if its really official like I haven’t been medically diagnosed with it, but I think if you go to bed at 6:30 a.m. and then get up at noon and then take a viocodin and have five pints of beer and...
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